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Alan Turing

Father of all modern computer science

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Summary

Alan Mathison Turing was an Englishman with straight teeth (some argue), a tweed suit, wingtip shoes and the good looks, grooming and attention to hygiene that go along with the homosexual lifestyle choice.

Conceived in India, born in England, educated at Cambridge and Princeton and the father of modern computer science and AI, Turing is best remembered for being a big ol' sissy.

He came up with the idea for the Turing Machine, a mechanical logical device. During WWII he worked at Bletchley Park cracking the Krauts Enigma codes, using the electro-mechanical Bombe machine.

He committed suicide in 1954 probably as a result of his '52 trial and conviction for being "Born this Way."

Origins

He was Born the 23rd of June, 1923 in London England

Rise to fame

Chemically castrated using female hormones some time around 1953

Current status

Dead

Famous Quote

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.



Facts

  • Smarter than me, smarter than you...
  • Born This Way



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