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Oft-trolled autistic webcomic artist.

Summary

Christian Weston Chandler, or "Chris-chan" or "CWC" as he's also known, created a webcomic called "Sonichu". The comic is no longer updated. His comics are known for being very unoriginal, with his characters being mixtures of characters from Pokémon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Banjo-Kazooie, Excel Saga, and more. The artwork is also sub-par, with speech bubbles covering up nearly half of the pages.

He is autistic, and often proudly proclaims to be a "high functioning" one. In spite of this, Chris detests all other autistics, especially those with Asperger's syndrome because he believes they are "stealing his limelight", and hates being compared to them. Ironically, if Chris had been born 5-7 years later, he would probably have ended up receiving the diagnosis himself. He is also is a self-proclaimed "virgin with rage." Sometimes he sings songs too with his own "lyrics." See here!

It has repeatedly been questioned if Chris is just a massive troll. And while this idea might seem plausible (if not outright comforting) to some, the trail of personal accounts coming from multiple independent sources strongly indicates that it is not the case. Prominently a woman named Anna met him while he was pacing in front of the Pac-Sun she worked at, long before the organized Internet trolling began. She posted it on her blog and titled it "The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer". She felt bad for him and befriended him.

Chris even had many run-ins with the Piedmont Virginia Community College's dean, Mary Lee Walsh. She tore up his "looking for a girlfriend" signs which he often carried around at the college and malls. Ever since then, he held a grudge against her.

Trolls

Chris has been trolled hardcore...

2007

He has had an assortment of trolls since 2007, starting with /v/ and two visitors to the card game shop he used to attend (called The GAMe PLACe.) One of them placed a photo of him on 4chan, upsetting Chris. Later, a /v/ poster called Evan sent lewd "fan art" of the Sonichu characters to Chris, further enraging him. Earlier, he lost a Parappa the Rapper video game contest - he wanted to give the PSP prize to one of his few friends in the real world, Megan. She was horrified at a picture that Chris drew and uploaded on ED: a picture of Chris performing sexual acts on her, and she told him off.

2008

Chris started to threaten Jason Kendrick Howell, the ED page creator. After he made some YouTube videos, a group of trolls came up with a girlfriend for him called Blanca, who managed to get his Sonichu medallion and destroy it. Another girlfriend, nicknamed PandaHalo, managed to get his Sonichu scrapbook scans. There was also Sarah Jackson, who Chris believes got hit by a firetruck and killed. Clyde Cash surfaced - the most famous of his trolls - and not only hacked into his Playstation 3 account multiple times, but claimed to have raped PandaHalo and repeatedly call him gay, causing Chris to believe Clyde was the ringleader of said trolls.

2009

In 2009, more girlfriends arose. BlueSpike, a then 13 year-old boy, mistaken for a girl by Chris, got Chris to record a video of himself humping a blowup doll. BlueSpike later viciously tore into Chris (metaphorically) by denying him access to his Playstation 3 account.

Right after, Chris went on an IRL date with a girl named Emily at a mall. He brought his father, Bob Chandler. Suddenly, a man in a pickle-suit appeared and escorted her out of the mall. This really happened!

Yet another e-girlfriend, Ivy, had Chris produce sex comics and videos of himself drinking orange Fanta with a special ingredient only men can produce, if you catch our drift.

An impersonator called CChanSonichuCWC - who was very good at his act - caught Chris' attention in the summer of 2009, and they did musical battles over who the real Christian Weston Chandler was. CChanSonichuCWC was nicknamed Liquid, and had a girlfriend, Kacey, who Chris pined for. Needless to say, Liquid kept Kacey and they got married.

An artist named Alec Benson Leary created his parody comic series, Asperchu, in 2009 as well. This coincided with Chris' CWCipedia that trolls gave to him. Later, a troll named Jack Thaddeus caused Chris stress by placing homosexual ads on said wiki, along with ads for Asperchu. Unlike other trolls, Alec was more reasonable and businessmanlike with Chris.

2010

2010 had Tito, a Hawaiian troll whom Chris shouted racial slurs at. He believed that Tito stole away a girl from him that Chris knew in real life, when she in reality was sick of his advances. Chris destroyed his PS3 that summer believing Tito would reward him with $9,001. His latest girlfriend, Jackie, made him create costumes and do silly dances in late 2010.

2011

He has since "left the Internet" but uploads stuff to Little Big Planet 2. He also does a little cross-dressing on the side, while conversing with similarly effeminate men on bizarre internet forums. As of August 2011, Chris-chan only just now found the photos and wants them removed along with allegations he went to a gay bar. He seriously never learned from his mistakes...

He also began calling out two of the trolls, Thorg (a CWCki editor) and Tito (the same guy from before) and called them Jeremy and Don, respectively, thinking he had their dox. Because an atheist in Canada named Jeremy really narrows it down! He's also begun new spergy catchphrases like "LARP LARP LARP LARP" and wishes to run out atheists from his conservative town. As YouTube user DoitFortehScience comments, "You want to push the Atheists out of town with a pitchfork...while you're dressed like a Tomgirl. Because that makes SO much sense in your conservative town."

Then, in early September, his father, the beloved Internet lumberjack Bob died of heart failure and cancer. Chris basically stopped doing crap on the Internet for two months, until he uploaded pictures of The GAMe PLACe's manager. See "current status" for more information.

Origins

4chan's /v/ found him when searching about for strange video game-related webcomics, and drew him an assortment of crude fanart depicting him and his creations as homosexual, or giving male genitalia to Rosechu. Chris was offended, and asked for a straight-oriented sexual picture of said Rosechu character. /v/ provoked him even more, causing him to get extremely angry. Another /v/ user snapped a picture of him at the local card game store, making Chris paranoid and consider bringing the police into it. He hasn't.

Rise to fame

His YouTube videos depict him getting slowly angrier and angrier at Internet trolls, not only for mocking his creation, but himself.

Current status

Chris as of May, 2012.

Chris-chan has withdrawn from the Internet (for now, God knows Chris-chan's mother won't stop him) because his father has sadly recently died... until he decided to upload pictures of the manager of The GAMe PLACe, Michael Snyder, to the CWCki, calling him a fat, child-molesting Jew. A look at the General District Court Online Case Information system website will show you that once again, Chris (with his mom) always does something stupider when you least (or most) expect it. They trespassed The GAMe PLACe that Chris was banned from, Chris took pictures with his 3DS, and then fled. Chris' mother assaulted a cop. So they went to jail, but were bailed out. On November 7, Chris goes to court.

You can read detailed information over on the CWCki.

Famous Quote

Facts

• Born in 1982.

• Lives in Ruckersville, Virginia.

• Is a virgin, and will state this fact very often.

• Has one blue eye and one green eye, due to pinkeye medication (apparently...)

Images

Some sort of... Naruto MLP?	Chris' attempt at making a My Little Pony.	Another version.	Chris' anti-troll logo.
Chris' photo he used to try to pick up women on dating sites.	Arthur?!	What Chris imagines himself as.	The Chris-Mongler.
Chris and a drawing of his late dog, Patti.	Self-portrait.	The straw image. Gentlemen?	Those are women's jeans.
Front of medallion, taken by Blanca.	Back of medallion, taken by Blanca.	Medallion on cat.	Emo
Newgrounds fanart.	More Newgrounds fanart. Chris liked this one a lot.	Chris-chan in 2025.	CWC-Gormley.
CWC and his half-brother, Cole Smithey.	Chris' mom, Barb. She is nicknamed "Snorlax" due to her... size.	Chris' dad, Bob, A.K.A. the Lumberjack.	Chris-chan vs. Evan 1: The Beginning.
Chris-chan vs. Evan 2.	Chris-chan vs. Evan 3.	Chris-chan vs. Evan 4.	Chris-chan vs. Evan 5.
Chris-chan vs. Evan 6: FULL RAGE MODE!	I AM NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!	Only on PS3.	Chris-chan decided to take Advice Dog's job after Advice Dog retired to live in Hawaii.
Weegee turned Chris into Weegee.	Chris says "gentlemen" to a crowd of people who are gentlemen, unlike him...	Chris-chan tries to give the finger...	Bitches don't know about his autism!
The essential reaction.	Chris-chan and Megan.	His fake ad for a free girlfriend.	His friend Anna's birthday.
A My Little Pony character he made.	A MLP of his future daughter.

Videos

Related Pages

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Forever Alone

Greg Fultz

Lolcow

Pokémon

Scott Adams

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonichu

Sonmanic

Spax3

Spergin'

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