- Date Found: Unknown
- Used By: Otakus, Weeaboos
Delicious Flat Chest (commonly abbreviated as DFC) is a self-explanatory term which describes the delicacy of a chest, mostly used by otaku who fancy the chests of lolis. DFC only applies to the 2D world and not IRL, as otaku despise 3DPD. What makes DFC appealing is their "rarity" (as well as their youthful appearance) that are found enticing by those who lust after flat chests.
For a more appealing term, they managed to coin the title "Delicious Flat Chest" for their paraphilia. Therefore it was decided that it is delicious flat chest, and you must love it~.
"Delicious Flat Chest" was coined when a group of lolicons who felt they could no longer stand seeing female anime characters with anatomically impossibly large breasts (which they dub them as "Disgusting Cow Tits") everywhere and hardly any characters without breasts or with smaller busts. Because most men will naturally prefer women with bigger breasts, flat chested women are often ignored and rejected due to the lack of fat sticking out their chests.
The War Between Delicious Flat Chests and Cow Tits
Love for DFC usually exist in places like /a/. DFC fans felt their devoted love and appreciation for flat chests should not be looked down upon, and became more vocal about it. Due to their prideful love of it, many oppai (breast) threads on /a/ have and will likely get derailed by a band of DFC lovers, thus causing a shitstorm equivalent of your typical waifu wars that occur every day on /a/. In return, oppai lovers have retaliated by doing the same to DFC threads, even giving it the pseudonym, "Disgusting Flat Chests", and branding them as pedophiles.
Used mainly by otaku and lolicons as the word was coined by them. If you're surfing in an anime image board, then chances are you'll more than likely see people talk about flat chests.
A pettanko is a Japanese term for flat chested girl; "pettan" means flat, while the suffix "ko" means girl. While DFC is the most common term for flat chested anime girls outside Japan, pettanko is occasionally used.
Facts About Flat Chests
- Flat chests do not sag
- Women with flat chests have a much lower chance of suffering from back problems
- The war between DFC and Cow tits will likely never end, true breast lovers, who like breasts of all sizes and shapes, unnoticed
- Women with flat chests can fit into more clothing than those with ample bosoms
- It's nearly impossible to tell the difference between the chest of a 12-year old boy and that of a girl/woman with a flat chest
- The Australian Government hates flat chests
- Flat is justice!
- A flat chest is a STATUS symbol! Extremely rare and VALUABLE
- When a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart.
- More than a handful is a waste, that's why I choose flat chested girls.
- I like women, not cows.
- Breasts are like software - bloat simply isn't good.
- Flat chests will stay flat chests for as long as they live!
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OhIF's very own, Becca