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Some wins are epic

Summary

An Epic Win is far greater than than the average win. It is something that is so historic, monumental, awesome and filled with tremendous lulz that it will be talked about for years to come. Epic wins may or may not involve a van, buying a dog or the final solution. The term "Epic Win" has become an old meme, and thus should never be used by anyone.

Charlie Sheen is an example of epic winning.

Ways to create epic win

• Replace the contents of all nearby fire hydrants with jet fuel
• Faithfully answer Anonymous's request "Mammary glands or GTFO" by providing mammary glands
• Have a lolcow DELETE COPULATING EVERYTHING
• Lose your iPod and become an hero
• Make orphans think you're Santa. Disappoint them.
• Close pools in great numbers
• Have a power level of 9000+
• Have a male reproductive organ of double-digit length
• If you are a women:
  1. Engage in a temporary relationship with a man without the man's approbation
  2. Be with child
  3. Claim he engaged in a temporary relationship with you without your approbation, resulting in legal action
  4. Give life to child
  5. Use stern parenting practices on said child
  6. Marry juvenile empathetic wizard
  7. Use stern parenting practices on juvenile empathetic wizard's child
  8. Engage in law with juvenile empathetic wizard
  9. Observe juvenile empathetic wizard's relation with new peers
  10. ????
  11. PROFIT!

What to do in case of epic win

1. Push button
2. Recieve prize
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
5. Chortle Maniacally

Current status

Old meme

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Related Pages

Epic fail

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