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Herman Cain
The GOP brings us a lolcow in 2012.
- Website/Blog: Unknown
- Known For: Being the token Republican candidate.
- Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/THEHermanCain
- Twitter: TheHermanCain
Summary
In the United States, Herman Cain is the only known Republican presidential candidate in history to quote a Pokemon song in his speeches and take his economic cues from an 8-year-old video game.
Origins
Brought to our attention by the GOP.
Rise to fame
Has worked for Coca-Cola, Pillsbury and Burger King, which led to his job as CEO of Godfather's Pizza, which he eventually bought. He was heavily involved with the Kansas City Federal Reserve bank as a former chairman (Omaha Branch board 1989–91), deputy chairman (1992–94) and chairman (1995–96) of the board of directors. Oddly enough, he's against auditing the Fed.
Current status
Running for the Republican presidential nomination.
Famous Quote
"There's no reason to audit the Federal Reserve."
"9-9-9"
Facts
- Quotes Pokemon on the campaign trail.
- Thinks Donna Summer is a "poet".
- Got his tax plan from SimCity.
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 New government in 15 minutes or it's free. |
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 Tax plan? Hey, it works in a video game, why not? |
 Well, we think you're stupid. Close enough. |
 Cain on occupywallstreet |
Gotta catch 'em all (donations, that is). |
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