The GOP brings us a lolcow in 2012.
- Website/Blog: Unknown
- Known For: Being the token Republican candidate.
Brought to our attention by the GOP.
Rise to fame
Has worked for Coca-Cola, Pillsbury and Burger King, which led to his job as CEO of Godfather's Pizza, which he eventually bought. He was heavily involved with the Kansas City Federal Reserve bank as a former chairman (Omaha Branch board 1989–91), deputy chairman (1992–94) and chairman (1995–96) of the board of directors. Oddly enough, he's against auditing the Fed.
Running for the Republican presidential nomination.
"There's no reason to audit the Federal Reserve."
- Quotes Pokemon on the campaign trail.
- Thinks Donna Summer is a "poet".
- Got his tax plan from SimCity.
Cain on occupywallstreet
Gotta catch 'em all (donations, that is).
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