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Interior semiotics

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An attempt to open a can of Spaghettios has never gone so wrong.

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  • URL: Unknown
  • Location: Chicago
  • Date: 03/2010
 

Summary

On March 27, 2010, a hipster named Natacha Stolz attempted to impress her art school pals with a live performance. It was a performance they'd never forget. The "art" was filmed and later put on Youtube, where it was received with a resounding wtf.

The video opens with the so-called artist attempting to open a can of Spaghetteos, which takes about three minutes and proves that art school students lack basic survival skills. Following an epic battle with the can, she releases its mysterious black contents into a saucepan. After stirring the mystery matter with her hand, she begins rubbing it onto her shirt while reciting a contrived poem about words. Things begin to heat up as GaGa-esque, gutteral nonsense syllables spout from her throat. At this point she is breathing heavily, like a dog in heat. The crowd looks on as she cuts her jeans at the crotch and sticks her hand into what can only be assumed is her vagina. Out pour Spaghettos. The ambitious young artist takes her shirt off and leaves the room, and the crowd goes wild.

The video has the ability to illicit confusion and rage, which can be seen by the ever-intelligent reactions found on Youtube and 4chan.

 
“ 		 
You know, I'd bet you $10 that there was at least one guy in the audience who was only there because he wanted to nail the crazy chick who jams her fingers up a hole in her jeans and pisses on the floor, and was willing to clap and nod while in the back of his mind wondering "Is this -really- worth it?"
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—Youtube

 
“ 		 
Everyone in the audience is thinking "Man, why did I even come to this? I heard there would be free Spaghetti-O's, but I F***ING GUESS NOT!"
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—Youtube

 
“ 		 
i was here. i kept yelling 'encore' but she never came back out to do freebird. i f****ing hate you, world
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—Youtube

 
“ 		 
I can fap to this.
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—4chan

 
“ 		 
She shoulda used Chef Boyardee mini-raviolis. I like those better.
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—Youtube

While a minority of viewers assumed that Natacha was in fact trolling, most believe that it was simply an attempt to make 'edgy' art. Regardless of the video's intended purpose, its popularity probably satisfied Natacha's intense craving for attention.

Origins

The "artist" who performed the stunt is named Natacha Stolz, though she later took on the acronym Gabby Colette after enduring the harassment of trolls. As expected, she is in art school.

Facts

  • The performance was ripped off two performances called "Semiotics in the Kitchen" and "Interior Scroll".
  • Natacha Stolz's handle is "Pizza Slut", which she uses to moan about having an actual job.


Videos

The legendary video.

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