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kerrect my grammer much more yelping dogs and i kerrect ur life and make it ded.
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yes, i could kill you. very easily. i am in no way saying i shall, or that i wish to, just that i could. with great ease.
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Any more heat based on my flames, and I'll dip into my savings to fly to whichever basement you reside in, pass your over protecting parents, and beat the sh*t out of you and kill your family.
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Foolish child. Revealing that much about yourself on the internet. I think you owe my sister, abaikgirl, an apology. She has had the same experiences as you and has three books in the making. But at least she doesn't brag about it. Try not to be so inflammatory on the internet here. Especially since you don't know who we might be. You're liable to get yourself into a lot of trouble. This is NOT a threat. Merely some friendly advice. I would greatly appreciate it if you wouldn't be so abrasive here. We have enough younglings here on gaia that have that mentality without us older and wiser folks contributing to the fray. I offer this as a courtesy because a number of my friends who are also gaians will not be so kind. Again NOT a threat. Simply a fact. Thank you for your time. Best wishes.
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"-U wanna play with the big boys u gonna get ripped on; i.e. I'm not holding back on u. f*ck off, kid."
"-~ hey u wanna get punched in the head dude, come on down here & talk to me like u do. seriously. :)
Nobody talks sh** to me in real life; they know better for obvious reasons; one I'm super cool; & secondly I'm super tough."
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Lol I could kick your ass easily.Look at you kid.You're like 130 pounds and about 5 ft 6.Thats just an assumption im making just by watching your video.Anyone could easily compare me and you and determine the victor in the fight bro.I'd come up top.But if you wish to prove me wrong we could settle this in person. I'd gladly give you my address if you want.And btw I could care less about subscribers.Im on youtube to watch videos and sub others if they got content that I like.
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Oh of course, it's time to move out of your mother's house and WORK HARD. Get plastic surgery.and a life, or I'd jump on your fat stomach.
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wtf tough guy wow what the hell is that this isn't the 50's f*ck face wow and its sad because some dumb ass started talking sh*t wait that was you f*cking retard-o good job because in my eyes you are trying to be bad ass with you f*ck america and f*ck this and that blah blah scene emo scene emo f*ck you damn retard i think you are hiding something were you ass raped isn't that how it goes in other countries f*ck face you must be emo or scene to know so much about it
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Remember when nerds were into Star Trek? Now they've found the computer key board to be tough on. Especially when they address women. Or anybody anonymously. And before you nerds with vaseline on your hands start hurling nasty words at me, I AM a modern day samurai for real. Level four prison is my playground. I couldn't care less about you and your kids. I'll see them or you soon enough.lol
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i cant really find a place to write this due to the lack of ablity to make a good f*ckin site easy for the customer input i can alrdy tell this game is givein into hackers an helping them ..let me make this very fckin clear fix ur mother ufcking game our i swear to f*ckin god u made the worst enemy u ever made u wanna fu kin make a game bu not f*ckin fix the hacking problem get real and i swear to god fix ur f*ckin problem our ill figure out where ur servers our an blow them the f*ck up.
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don't worry cracked.com! if i ever meet any son of a bitch writer for encyclopedia dramatica i will kill him in the name of the all mighty cracked! they've filled the internet with sooo many god damn cat pictures with sayings such as "i haz furz" that i can't even begin to count.
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Shut The f*ck up Bitch before i go out of my way to find out who you are, then u will be meeting face to face with my hachet
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Whores devour their own sh*t! Just after slurping up milk from man meat I make fresh daily. These slutty McBitches do it for me after they see me beat f*ckers senseless. I can freeze you with fire and thaw you with ice, all gotdamn day if I please. You are a walking dead man and I am your ticket to Lucci-fur you ignoramous!
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f*ck YOU. If I knew who you were, I would punch you in the temporal lobe. Thanks for giving me a headache and damaging my high-frequency hearing, you f*cking asshole.
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I seriously hope you have a mild CVA or suffer neurotrauma sufficient enough to permanently damage YOUR hearing too. f*ck YOU.
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No one sacked up and met me i see. you just proved my point, you're a bunch of pansies who just talk without backing it up. i'm willing to let you go on with your pointless sarcastic threads abotu karate kid 3, just admit that u shoudlnt have disrespected me in the first place if u were too p-ssy to back it up. admit that and i'm outa here to a place where people appreciate what the movie is about.
how can u call the threats empty when i am offerring to meet up and everyone who disrespected me is too chump to do so? i just think, if u are going to get up the sack to disrespect me, u should at least have the sack to meet up and back up the words
tonight u can meet up with me at the new york city subway station, gate 5, 8pm. ill be there to catch the L to an appointment at 8, but i'll get there earlier so we can settle up, 6pm? 7pm?
way to shoot out insults all weekend while i am not even near a computer. u guys are really stand up guys. whatever. keep on with your bs. all i know is i gave a location and what i looked like and what ill be wearing. u can say it's fake all u want, but it isn't. no one will come see for themselves. to tell u the truth, i am exhausted from all this. ill just let u guys keep on with the insults and chalk it up to you all just being internet wannabe thugs. ill just go back to talking about the wire. i am exhausted from saying the same things over to u pansies
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real funny. you think this is a joke?
yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing.
I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so
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