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Jissouseki
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- Date Discovered: Unknown
- Discovered On: 2ch
Summary
Jissouseki (実装石 - pronounced "jiss-oo-SEK-kee") is a hideous generic Suiseiseki doll that was ordered by an Anonymous member of 2ch and has been subject of many gruesome images and other vastly bizarre images due to how strange looking it is.
Due to the general revulsion others feel towards them, Jissousekis often live neglected in cardboard boxes. Jissousekis are never happy and whine constantly about their surrounds and want more from you. Jissousekis shoot out a guacamole-like green slime whenever they are: scared, in pain, giving birth, feeling pleasure, having an orgasm or any combination of the above.
Life Cycle
For every Jissouseki, there are six stages (or levels) with the higher the level, the more humanoid and less ugly they appear.
- Stage One (Larvae)
When Jissousekis are first born, they are the size of a pea and have no legs whatsoever. You could even say that they resemble a slug. They wiggle around and often shoot their guacamole-like substance into their mouth and pleasure themselves with their tale-like structures.
- Stage Two (Mini Jissou)
After shedding their skin, Jissousekis in this stage resemble deformed miniature Suiseisekis. They now set off to die in a gruesome manner.
- Stage Three (Jissouseki)
After consuming enough food, Mini Jissous grow into a normal Jissouseki. When at this Jissouseki stage they can now take care of their children and go out to collect food.
- Stage Four (Mega Jissou)
After eating excessively, Jissousekis grow uncontrollably into even more hideous and obese version of themselves. They now set off to eat anything the possible.
- Stage Five (????)
It's still a mystery
- Stage Six (Final)
In this stage, they now greatly resemble Suiseiseki as well as normal humans.
Origins
One day, one of 2ch's Anonymous ordered a Suiseiseki doll. When he got the package meant to contain his precious doll, he opened it and was shocked to find out that the doll he had got was retarded-looking and ugly beyond compare! Instead of throwing it away like any normal person would, he decided to exploit its hideousness. Afterwards, he took pictures of it and uploaded them onto 2chan. The Anonymous of 2ch rejoiced over this manifestation of evil, as it was the cutest thing that they had ever seen.
Soon 2channers started worshiping this retarded doll and desired that it be given a proper name. So the anonymous user looked at the package that it came in and said that it shall be called Jissouseki because "Jissou" means package and it looked an awful lot like Suiseiseki from Rozen Maiden. Soon 2channers, true to Japanese form, started drawing thousands upon thousand of pictures of Jissouseki guro, scat, and other strange fetishes.
Current status
They can still be seen tortured at Gurochan
Facts
- There is more rule 34 of Jissouseki than there is for Rozen Maiden
- They are a subject of pure hatred and torture.
- They are an object for trolling. Specifically Desuchan and other Rozen Maiden fansites
Images
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 They are portable so they can come to school with you. |
 A fully evolved, level 6 Jissouseki |
 They can make great pets! |
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 They are not liked by Suiseisekis. |
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 There are multiple stages of Jissousekis |
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