"Random" thirteen year old girl... or a troll?
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Katy was either a thirteen year girl or (more likely) a troll on /b/ in 2007. Katy was allegedly a 13-year-old girl and Invader Zim fan who mistakenly assumed that since /b/ was the "random" board, it was for random people like her.
Not much is known about Katy. In fact, nothing is known about her other than her one and only post:
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
Rise to fame
The above post, taking place in 2007, was the only post ever made by Katy. If Katy is in fact not a troll, this must be her gaia profile. This Gaia profile was registered before the original post on /b/ and fits her personality.
There is also a more verbose and grammatically correct version, as seen below.
Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second - let me get this spork out of the
way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I'm laughing
aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.
I am 13 - mature for my age, however! - and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
manners of behavior such as we possess.
She behaves without order - of course - but I wish to meet more individuals
of her and my kind. As the saying goes, "the more, the merrier."
Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.
The Penguin of Doom.
Lastly, there is a male, anonymous version.
hi every1 im new!!!!! *charges mah lazr* my name is ted but u can call me Anonymous!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 22 years old (i still live w/ my mom tho!!) i like 2 look at mudkip threads with my boyfreind (im bi if u dont like it gtfo) its our favorite kindof thred!!!! bcuz their SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of friends here so give me lots of replieses! DESUDESUDESUDESUDESU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
traps and cp,
Katy's copypasta still pops up occasionally, but has largely been forgotten.
- Katy and people like her bug 4chan.
- If she exists, she probably goes to Hot Topic daily.