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Chris Crocker

(Redirected from LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE)

A proud representative of the gay community.

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Summary

Chris Crocker is a sad, narcissistic shell of a human being that exists on Youtube and is responsible for the Youtube sensation known as "Leave Britney Alone!" After the world laughed at Crocker for his over-the-top reaction to Britney during her media demonization, Crocker quickly went and tried to hang on to his 15 minutes of fame for as long as possible. This was done mainly by Crocker hanging out with other e-celebs such as GayGod and Jeffree Star, as well as "OMG SHOCKING" videos where Crocker spouts random nonsense that makes him sound like a fool. Being friends with Star, Crocker decided to push out some horrible songs of his own and imitate Star's classy act.

Beyond that, most of the gay community has rejected Crocker as a Narcissus who misrepresents the gay community much like Perez Hilton and Star do. The best way to get to know Chris Crocker though is by looking at his videos, which we have kindly posted below.

Origins

Chris Crocker was born somewhere in the Bible Belt of Tennessee, where he has always been very openly gay. It doesn't seem like he was bullied, or at least he doesn't mention it. Crocker instead seems like he isolated himself, retreating into the internet.

Rise to fame

Due to his openness in a very homophobic part of America, Crocker often chatted with other gays on forums. One of these forums was Youtube, where he slowly became popular. This was to the point where he was reaching a million views before his infamous Britney video. Once the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" video came out, Crocker had reached the height of his fame.

Current status

Crocker's focus has shifted to making porn. Several very hot pictures of Crocker giving oral sex to his boyfriend are posted on his Tumblr. He recently announced his upcoming first commercial porn video, due to be released by the end of 2011.

Crocker still desperately clings to the spotlight, appearing in shows such as Tosh.0. Crocker also releases "music" periodically, but his songs aren't charting anywhere. Crocker does still run his Youtube filled with is inane ideas.

Famous Quote

 
 
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!
 

 

Facts

  • "Changed" his gender several times. Is currently a male.

Images



Videos

The infamous video
Crocker being classy as always.
Crocker on using words properly, after telling people to eat his cornhole.
Crocker on 9-11
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Because he has done SO MUCH with his fame.
This explains it all. (NSFW)
Chris Crocker missing the point.
You can not unsee this.
OMG SO SHOCKING!
Crocker is so smarrrt.
But he is a joke.

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