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Mickyy Moo
A high school girl who trolled /b/
Summary
MickyyMoo was a 17 year old Australian girl who trolled /b/. She started with an obvious troll rant and this lead to a trollstorm. Or not.
Like Cracky-chan and Boxxy before her, she made /b/ hers in February 2010. Unlike the previous two though, pissing off /b/ were her exact intentions.
Origins
Mickyy Moo comes from Western Sydney, Australia and is white. As she was 17 in early 2010, she was likely born in 1992. She was an unassuming regular internetter until she discovered /b/. She then posted the following on her tumblr:
Dear anonymous,
after watching your 4chan website, /b/ in perticular, for 15 minutes, i came to the decision, that my first assumption was right.. you are all a bunch of low life f*gs..
I find it quite ironic really, how you call yourselves “f*gss” and yet you hate gays, and promote anti gay protests, with your “god hates f*gs” poster.. so tell me anonymous, if god hates f*gs, does god hate you all? quite frankily I wouldnt be surprised if he did
Your way of life disgusts me; you call yourselves “Non-Conformists” when really you are all the biggest cliches ive ever met. middle age men, with no self esteem, who live in their parents basement.
Not to mention, you are ALL a bunch of gutless retards, who feel the need to hide behind a computer screen to pick on young girls, you should all be ashamed of yourselves! you call your self men? you call yourself f*gs or anonymous? I call you hopeless low lives, who seriously need a f*cking reality check.
I found out about the attacks that this so called “anonymous” did on the Australian government. I dont know who did that, but it deffinatly wasnt you guys. your too consumed by the female anatomy, to even get out of your f*cking chair to save a kitten, let alone bring down a government website. your just a bunch of arrogant, lying, egotistical men with no lives!
honestly /b/ you are soo last summer, you should go eat some ice cream, give yourself a pedicure, and cry a little more, because with the way you are all going, youll be dead by the end of the year.
♥
Now, using blatant insults is an obvious troll, but this is /b/ we're talking about.
Rise to fame
/b/ found a nine minute attention seeking video by Ms. Moo on YouTube. Unfortunately, this has since been deleted. As a response she posted:
Soo this morning I woke up to around 20 different emails from youtube, containing notifications that people had been sending abusive comments to my profile and videos…
Considering the most used words in these comments were /b/, f*ck, and f*ggo+, I spose I can assume that /b/ found my tumblr blog.. My response? About f*cking time. When you read my post, I bet it was like looking in a mirror wasn’t it?
However all you douches have just re-inforced my point so I thank you for this. If you lived up to the name that you promote so much… every inch of my internet space would be hacked, maliciously re-worded and then deleted. But considering that I am still physically able to post this on my website, it proves my point that you are all worthless and fail at life.
As for the get back in the kitchen buisness, ill get back in the kitchen, when you guys get back to reality, and live lives in the normality, called society. Ordering a pizza from pizza hut is NOT a social skill.
You things are too unco-ordinated to be a legience, and with your lazy attitude and rediculous behaviour, your practically spitting your cum infused saliva all over Guy Fawke’s grave. Your not a legience your an embarrasment!
Ohh and may I say, clap clap for the handicapped that found my blog and posted it on /b/ .. I think you started a competition… to find the laziest fat sh*t on /b/ (Y)
So /b/ on that note I will end this article and say..
Haha f*gg0ts im still here!! =]
♥
This caused some more rage. After this, Mickyy posted another:
Dear /b/
Considering you are practically stalking my website now, I hope this message finds you in good timing.
Just to get a few facts straight:
- I do not go on 4chan, it is a waste of time… quite frankily im trying to do my homework, so the formsprings notifications is annoying enough.
- I havent posted anything on that website… So im not milking the attention from the 4chan cow, if anything you are the people are taking my attention off my homework. the only reason im replying to formsprings is because Im a polite person and reply promptly and 2 my computer wont shut the f*ck up.
- Insulting me doesent work. why should I take anything you take seriously? i believe thats your website slogan isnt it?
- for people who have such a disregard for the government who are bringing in internet censorship, you seem to suck the cocks of your moderators pretty well from what Ive heard.
So /B/, keep it going, Im having fun at your expense =]
♥
After this, Mickyy posted her most famous YouTube video. This video was an inflammatory rant at btards in general. Like the earlier video, this video has been lost to the sands of time. Mickyy's Formspring, YouTube and Yahoo were all hacked. She responded in turn with:
stupid questions compile on my formsprings
so itll be sad to see what 4chan brings
my youtube videos are on the fritz
and email notfications have censored bits
(extract from a poem she wrote whilst laying upside-down on her couch)
Queen of the Trolls
On the 26th of February 2010 it was decided on /b/ that Mickyy Moo is now the Queen of Trolling. The reason behind this decision was for her trolling power of pissing 4chan off. Ironically, declaring her the Queen of the Trolls was itself a huge troll on everyone who insisted she's not a troll as much as a duckface.
| —Anonymous, being trolled |
Current status
All of Mickyy Moo's sites and profiles have been taken down. Her YouTube videos are gone and no one seems to have mirrored them. Her fifteen minutes of internet fame are over.
Mickyy Moo attempted to come back in January 2011 by reactivating her facebook and formspring. She even posted a new YouTube video. This was all taken down in short order.
In early 2011, a blogger named Punk Rock Ruined Me appeared. She also hated /b/, posted attention seeking pics, was from Western Sydney and was even friends with Mickyy Moo. It was later revealed that she was not Mickyy. Obviously, she was declared the new Queen of Trolls in short order.
Facts
- Mickyy Moo loves pink
- Mickyy Moo hates the mainstream
- Mickyy Moo once tried out for Australia's Next Top Model, but was rejected.
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