The first black president of the United States.
Barack Hussein Obama is the current President of the United States, and the first African American president, even though he is really only half African. While most presidential candidates are about as familiar with the internet as the average global citizen is familiar with the theory of relativity, Barack Obama is different in this regard. Obama has an official Twitter account, a YouTube account, and has taken questions from the internet to use for his town hall-style meetings that were streamed live. Obama also made a meme with his campaign poster, which has become a cultural icon since its creation. This has left people comparing Obama's use of the internet to Kennedy's use of the television back during Kennedy's campaign.
Obama is also a popular subject when discussing politics (being the President and all) on the internet, usually with liberals complaining about his constant appeasement of the Republicans, and with conservatives comparing him to Hitler/Marx/Pontius Pilate. What results is people agreeing that Obama isn't a very good politician as the policies he needs/wants to pass never get past Congress (i.e. economic stimulus) or become so warped they hardly resemble the original bill (i.e. universal health care), and bills that do pass are hardly scrutinized the media (in a meaningful sense). Ever. This leaves Democrats wishing they voted for Hillary instead, and Republicans under the impression that Obama is RUINING EVERYTHING THAT FASCIST. But at least Obama has allowed us to talk to countries again, though that's really just saying, "At least he isn't Bush."
- Democrats: Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii in 1961. In 1964, Obama's parents divorced with his father moving to Kenya, and his mother remarrying to an Indonesian student. Due to the political events in Indonesia, Obama moved to Indonesia with his mother and step-father since all Indonesian students were told to come back home. In 1971, Obama came back home staying with his grandparents in Honolulu. In 1979, Obama went to Occidental College, before transferring to Columbia College in New York City for a political science major. Obama floated around as a community organizer and doing typical college stuff, like travelling Europe and Africa, before going to Harvard in 1988.
- Republican (Tea Party): There were hushed whispers and blood curdling screams as Obama was fashioned from ancient African voodoo in a remote village of Kenya. He has no mother or father, for they both do not exist, at least not within human comprehension, leaving him to be raised by the two witch doctors known as his "grand parents". The villagers hoped their unholy abomination would bring rain to water their crops, and as a sort of charm against the gangs that would raid their villages. The villagers hoped, they feverishly prayed to whatever (heathen) gods they worshiped, for that was all they could do at this point, that their contract to Satan would come through and relieve them of their worries. It did. The rain fell, and the gangs never came again. It was discovered a year later though, that all the gang members were torn from limb to limb, and were covered in teeth marks. But as it turned out, the rain would not stop falling in this little village, eventually drowning the villagers and all the crops. But "Barack Obama" was unfulfilled. In his teenager years Obama went to serve Suddam Hussein in Hussein's death camps, hence Barack's middle name of "Hussein". Slyly, Obama went to "Harvard" (most likely an Illuminati cover up), diligently studying the tomes of Karl Marx and other European intellectuals, before running for President of the United States with a successively forged birth certificate (a truly masterful counterfeit). It is unknown, though, when Obama will reveal himself as the Devil and when he forged a pact with the Illuminati.
Rise to fame
Obama eventually entered politics when he was elected to the Illinois Senate, before being elected as the Illinois Senator. Obama then entered the presidential election in 2008 as a Democrat, which he then won that year. Ever since then, Obama has been the president of the United States.
Obama has had an odd year, starting relatively well when he caught Osama and showed his full birth certificate to silence those who said Obama was not an American. But since the summer, Obama once again showed his failure to guide his party when the Republicans nearly caused an economic crash by refusing or raise the debt ceiling, causing a downgrade in US debt, and has so far been unable to stimulate/fix the economy (once again due to his own ineptitude and the Republicans). Obama also failed to get the American Jobs Act passed, something that would actually help build jobs similar to how FDR did during the Depression. Beyond that, Obama has been helping the UN with their efforts to help the rebels and rebuild Libya after Gaddafi's overthrow, as well as the UN's earlier efforts with bombing Gaddafi's forces and compound. Obama also signed the NDAA into law "with reluctance" ,which means he can now legally cap anybody he wishes, or lock them up without a trial.
Obama has also been gearing up for his 2012 campaign by making a brand new TUMBLR!!!1! Hipsters, eat your heart out! It's also worth noting that Obama knows about troll, to further cement that Obama knows how to use an actual computer.
—Obama on Osama.
- Won the Nobel Peace Prize for "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." Then, while he drew down Iraq, he sent more troops to Afghanistan and lobbed bombs on Libya (unlike Iraq, the new Libya effort came with the blessing and cooperation of Europe, so that makes it okay :) ).
- Killed America's Most Wanted Criminal-Osama bin Laden on May 2nd 2011. Mission accomplished dude!
How do I became President? - Social media provided the answer...
Obama's the president... Believe it!