- Date Found: 1908
- Used By: Pirates, Pedos
A US government agency that specializes in intelligence. Much like Santa, they know if you've been bad or good, but unlike Santa, your bad behavior will get you a lot worse than coal.
Refers to the black vans that many US Federal agencies use when surveiling or arresting suspects. To be "v&" or "vanned" means receiving a visit from the party van which inevitably results in an arrest, specifically by shadowy, federal authorities. No one wants to visit the party van.
Also known as The FBI, The Authorities, Big Brother, or The Man, the Party Van is Serious Business.
- Noun: "I better hide all my hard drives full of illegally downloaded movies before the Party Van shows up at my door."
- Verb: "If you get caught pirating, you'll get Party Van'd and have to share a room with Bubba."
- Fact: "No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?" - Agent K., Men In Black
- Opinion: "Yes, that's right -- if you notice that you're being followed and head to the police to report it, the FBI following you will arrest you, ignore the assistant DA's instructions not to charge you, and stash you in jail for half a week. For, er, nothing. 'Cuz they suck. Weenies." -- Pigdog.org
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