A troll with his mind in the gutter who actually looks like, well ... a troll.
Ralph Pootawn is a legendary Second Life troll best known for conspicuously watching couples engage in conjugal e-lations. His avatar is about 2 feet tall and green, carrying a beer can and smoking a pipe.
Ralph's adventures in ruining virtual hide-the-salami spawned a meme, "ralph pls go", to which Ralph responds "no", much to the amusement of everyone. The meme was made popular primarily on 4chan's /v/ board, mostly with illustrations or image macros of Ralph saying "no" in some capacity.
It's an object of some debate whether Ralph's origins were on LUELinks or /v/, with both sites claiming Ralph as their brainchild. (Word on the street is that Ralph was created in a LUELinks thread and the content was eventually posted on /v/ by a user with a tripcode.)
Rise to fame
His hilarious adventures of standing by Second Life users spanned late 2009, 2010, all the way into February of 2011. All he really had to do was be nearby Second Life users having e-sex with each other (or in one case, a horse) or steal their fetish diapers. Second Life users would tell him to go.
It is unknown what Ralph is up to these days.
- His trolling began in late 2009.
- His beer of choice is Ballantine Ale.