Unlike regular Jesus, Raptor Jesus would sell a baby.
- Date Discovered: 2005
- Discovered On: 4chan /b/
Raptor Jesus is a 4chan meme consisting of a raptor's head (usually from the movie "Jurassic Park") crudely photoshopped onto any picture of Jesus. Some variations show him with raptor forearms as well.
Raptor Jesus, the only true savior, will rise again during The Velocirapture, during which heretics and worshippers of TyrannoSatan shall be cast underfoot and disemboweled by his holy talons.
Prayer of Our Raptor Jesus
Our Raptor, whose art is /h/entai,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
the Game be won,
on Earth as it is on 4-chan.
Give us this day our daily lulz.
And forgive us our trolling,
as we forgive those who troll against us.
And lead us not into faςςotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ries.
For thine is the Server,
the Banhammer, and the WIN,
Forever and ever.
Raptor Grace: To be said at meals
Bless us, O Raptor Lord, and these, your gifts, which we are about to receive from thy merciful talons. Through the bounty of Raptor Christ, our Cretaceous Lord. Amen.
The meme rose to fame when it became the 900,000th picture posted to /b/, only to have the moderators replace it with a manga of a man with a donut on his genitals.
Still posted regularly. New image macros created on a regular basis. There are many copypastas of Raptor Jesus bible excerpts floating around the web.
Raptor Jesus is an avid sportsman who kills wolves with his Raptor Bow, just to piss off the wolfaboos