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Teledildonics

Virtual sex.

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Summary

Teledildonics, or cyberdildonics. Using fancy words like "telepresence", "integration", and "cybersex" does NOT mean you are not a pervert. The word was coined by Ted Nelson in 1975, who went on to write the book, "Computer Lib/Dream Machines."

Computer Assisted Mutual Masturbation or CAMM is the fetid pipedream of virgin, anti-social, neckbearded gamers, and argumentative, anti-social fatties with pet causes. All that is missing is the smell of sour milk.

Bluedildonics would allow sex toys to be controlled remotely by way of bluetooth technology


Plox to keep your perversions to yourself.


Mary is strapping on a rubber penis. "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft. "What happened to Steely Dan I?" "He was torn in two by a bull dyke. She could cave in a lead pipe." "And Steely Dan II?" "Chewed to bits by a famished canidru in the Upper Baboonsasshole. And don't say 'wheeeeeeee!' this time." - William S. Burroughs


With Fagen on keyboards and vocals and Becker on bass, they decided to sign up guitarist Jeff Skunk Baxter and drummer Jim Hodder. With the core band recruited, Donald and Walter needed a name for their group. Since both of them were avid readers of 1950's Beat literature, they decided to name the band "Steely Dan" after the steam powered dildo in William S. Burroughs' "Naked Lunch."

Origins

The word was coined by Ted Nelson

Current status

Bluetooth ready

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