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Windows

The OS that poorfags and gamers use.

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  • Developer: Microsoft
  • Release Date: 11/20/1985
 

Summary

Windows is a series of operating systems by Microsoft Corporation. It originated in 1985 as a useless UI for DOS then it evolved into a pretty good GUI that functioned better than it did at the start.

Windows is ridiculed by many for the fact it has too many virii and for the dreaded "Blue Screen of Death", a STOP error used since Windows 3.1 that terminated the computer, forcing you to lose all of your work. The worst OSes, the ones made fun of the most, are Windows ME (Millennium Edition/Mistake Edition) and Windows Vista.

Origins

Microsoft was founded in 1975, by Bill Gates, Paul Allen et al.. Gates convinced IBM to let him keep the licensing rights to MS-DOS. In 1985 Microsoft released a DOS GUI called Interface Manager, or "Windows". It evolved into a full OS by the end of the 1990s, with Windows 2000. From the beginning to Windows ME, the Windows OSes used at least a part of DOS.

Current status

It is still alive, with the current stable version being Windows 7 Service Pack 1, the next version dubbed "Windows 8" being leaked.


Facts

  • Windows NT 3.5 (A Windows 3.1 without DOS) could run on a PowerPC.
  • Windows is known for gaming, which is why Mac is ridiculed for not being a gaming OS.
  • Windows Me could get a BSoD by just plugging in a USB flash drive.
  • It's currently the most used OS.
  • Windows 7 has sold over 300 million times.

Images


Videos

A Windows 95 computer on a high speed cable internet connection in 2010
A 386 Windows 3.1 2MB hooked up to the intarwebs
Windows 95 on a 2 GHZ P4 computer in 2007
Windows 95 laptop on the internet in 2011
Boot race between Windows 95 and Windows 7 Ultimate
Windows 3.0 news report, complete with 80s hair
Steve Ballmer in a 1986 Windows 1.0 ad

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