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Zyzz

Proof that the Internet makes you gay

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Summary

Zyzz (Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian), was a 4chan & Misc user from Sydney, Australia. On August 5, 2011, Zyzz died of a genetic heart defect at the age of 22. His death was not steroid related. He was known for trolling, being "Aesthetic", and inspiring web surfers to buy real surf boards.

Tripcode: zyzz !.B0tdY9xNk

Origins

Zyzz, as stated many times by him, was a persona that was acted for the Lulz. Despite this fact people from all over the world admired his way of life and named it the "Zyzz Ideology" or "Zyzzology".


Zyzz in National Roadtrip

He was in some crappy reality show called National Roadtrip. (Note that he is only interesting person on it)

Rise to fame

After his first video was uploaded, users of 4chan and Misc took notice of his use of Internet Memes in addition to his perfectly proportional body.

Internet users began to quote Zyzz IRL with such phrases as "Come at me bro" and "U mad". This epidemic spread in proportions not seen since the black plague.

After what seemed like several minutes, thousands of people looked up to Zyzz like a Greek God. He gained great power and recognition for trolling and being motivational for bodybuilders. Quotes like this one reveal the heterosexuality of his fanbase:

 
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Yeah, Zyzz is f*cking awesome, it's true and it's scientific fact. He is literally the closest thing to perfection the human species has ever produced. I feel privileged to be alive at the same time as him. I wish I was a woman so I could offer myself to him to f*cking then discard like a plaything.
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—Unattributed

Current status

On August 5, 2011, Zyzz died in a Bangkok sauna of causes completely unrelated to steroid use. He is still worshiped by his die-hard fanbase.

 
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Everybody, one day will die, and be forgetton. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun, f*ck a mundane predictable life working monday to friday with something you derive no pleasure from; just living life out till you grow old and wither away. Find a passion, form relationships, dont be afraid to get out there and f*ck what everyone else thinks, trust me its alot more fun that way.

Dont ever pay people out or put people down. Instead just put yourself up and let the haters do their thing. Id rather be a person thats hated on, than a person that does the hating. A wise man one said..

Haters gonna hate!
 

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—Zyzz

Famous Quote

  • Come At Me Bro
  • U jelly?
  • U Mirin' my aesthetics son?
  • U mad (insert pause here) brah?
  • Fuark/Fwoah/Phwoaaaar/Pwoahhhhhhh
  • Zyzz, son of Zeus
  • You seem preturbed


Facts

  • He took steroids
  • He took party pills
  • He was a Hedonist

Images

Showing off his god-like jaw

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Old image of Zyzz and part of his "Aesthetics Crew"

Pre-roids

Zyzz mug

Modelling

With a fan from the Internets

With another fan from the Internets

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Facebook Troll

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Injecting Steroids

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Bishes be admiring

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Zyzz's life

Facebook Troll

Deal with it

Facebook Troll

Even the authorities are admirin'

Facebook Troll

Before and after

Come at me bro

Bishes be admirin'

Bishes be admirin'

Bishes be admirin'

Fwoahhhhh

The truth hurts..

Thanks for the pic, mate.

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Fan art

(no homo)

Before and After

Another Before and After

Face progress after Steroid abuse and age

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Videos

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Hardstyle remix of Zyzz dancing
Zyzz mocking an Eshlad's response to his vid. NSFW
Zyzz getting attacked by a snake
How to eat like Zyzz
What they do in their spare time (no homo)

Related Pages

Australia
Come At Me Bro
Douche
Guido
No homo
U mad
YouTube

External Links


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