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Anabelle Lotus

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Summary

One day, a Juggalo and a Juggalete bred and became expecting parents. For the next 9 months, the two parents did nothing but party and do drugs caring little for their daughter. When Anabelle Lotus was born on May 11, 2008, she quickly died. But the horror were yet to come. The two parents, being the huge Juggalos they are, decided to bury their baby in the most ridiculous and disrespectful manner possible.

They gave Anabelle Lotus an ICP funeral. This consisted of dressing the dead child up in "bling" and sunglasses, and then covering the coffin up in stickers to make it look "cool", like a kid pimping out his toy race car with decals. It was all comparable to dressing your child's funeral in Blingee flash.

Though this all fell under the radar of the internet until videos of the mother calling into Juggalo radio shows were being posted. The radio shows showed the mother to be a disgusting person who's only goal was to get free merchandise from the disc jockies. The mother also tried to pass responsibility for the death of her child onto the doctors, apparently forgetting the 9 months of drugs she did. Hear the conversation here.

Trolling quickly followed in nearly every internet community that heard about the incident. The trolling even happened in the Juggalo community, where even the members of Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid trolled her. Not to say she didn't deserve it. It is somewhat comforting to know ICP and the Juggalo community didn't jump to the parents' defense, showing that even they retain some common sense and decorum in more serious situations.

Origins

Anabelle Lotus was born and quickly died, due to an irresponsible expecting mother doing every known drug on the planet.

Rise to fame

Originally, the story of Anabelle Lotus became known throughout the Juggalo communities, but was virtually unknown anywhere else. The true rise to fame was when this Youtube video was posted with the mother calling a radio station demanding free stuff.

Current status

The parents are still alive, but the baby is still dead and drinking unlimited Faygo in Shangri-La.

Famous Quote

 
 
MY LITTLE NINJETTE DIED 1 IN A MILLION MEDICAL ERROR..FOR NO REASON. THE DOCTORS SHOOK THERE HEADS AT ME AND SAID WERE DONT KNOW WHY OR HOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? MY DAUGHTER SHOULD BE IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW AND SHES GONE AND THATS PRICELESS TO ME!!! I PROMISED MY LOTUS I WOULD GET JUSTICE FOR HER DEATH TO MY VERY LAST BREATH! PLEASE HELP A JUGGALO FAMILY OUT.
 

 

 
 
smoking erb, zanaxe, drinkin
 

 

—Juggalo Julz lists her hobbies on Myspace


Facts

  • Anabelle Lotus was born on Mother's Day, May 11, 2008.
  • The father's online handle was Druggalo JK47.

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Videos

The video that started it all.
The radio phone call part 1
The radio phone call part 2

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