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Charlie Sheen

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Wife-beating crack addict who knows he's a winner.

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Summary

Forget about all the mediocre movies (except maybe two) and the mediocre sitcom (this shouldn't be difficult), rapidly aging Hollywood 'badboy' Charlie Sheen had lulz potential that nobody dared hope for.

While seeming to idle his way inexorably towards retirement in dreary sitcom 'Two And A Half Men', Sheen got canned for lolling at the show's producer, Chuck Lorre.

It was during the resulting interview on 20/20 that Sheen had a total mental breakdown and developed into a multicolored lolcow of unprecedented proportions.

Rise to fame

Rise to fame started with his roles in Platoon (1986, Stone) and Wall Street (1987, Stone) - but the best was to come in 2011, during an interview with Andrea Canning on a special one-hour edition of ABC's "20/20", Tuesday, March 1st.

Current status

WINNING PLUMMETING

Famous Quote

 
 

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
 


 

 
 
From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
 

 

 
 

I only hit her when she deserved it.
 


 

 
 

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.
 


 

 
 
I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
 

 

 
 

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!
 


 

 
 

I figured Detroit was a good place to tell some crack stories.
 


 

 
 
Hurrrr durrrr.
 

 


Facts

  • He hits women
  • He hits the crack pipe
  • He's hit rock bottom

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Videos

Charlie Sheen Interview (His View)

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