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Sarah Palin
A no-name Governor from Alaska turned into a TV queen and a symbol of Conservative America with a dash of derp!
- Website/Blog: Unknown
- Known For: Being a vice presidential candidate, Being governor of Alaska, Being cluelessly and helplessly stupid
- Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin
- Twitter: SarahPalinUSA
Summary
Sarah Palin was the 2008 candidate for the United States vice president and presidential hopeful in the 2012 elections. She is, for lack of a better term, a complete and utter moron. Usually her handlers could keep her somewhat reined in, but she would often say or do stupid things which led to widespread mockery both on and off the internet.
She is perhaps best known on the internet for using a Yahoo! email address (gov.palin@yahoo.com) for official Alaska state business, and having that email account accessed by Anonymous and not-so-anonymous through a bit of careful Googling and poor choices in security questions. This event has largely been ignored by the mainstream media, despite its potential political implications. It was later determined that one David C. Kernell (going by the name rubico) had been the original individual to access the account, and he has since been convicted of the federal count of "accessing without authorization."
Origins
Palin was born February 11, 1964 in Idaho, United States, but was taken to Alaska with her family when only several months old. Before entering the political arena, she was also a beauty queen, a sportscaster, and helped with her husband's fishing career. These clearly qualify her for public office.
Rise to fame
Palin was plucked from obscurity after being bizarrely picked by John McCain to be his vice presidential candidate in the 2008 elections. It would likey have caused less commotion if he'd picked a peck of pickled pepper as his VP candidate.
She was adored by the right for being photogenic and virtually unable to string an intelligable sentence together, and adored by the left for the same reasons - not to mention her keen tactical nous and rigorous understang of global politics. *cough* *cough*
Current status
Republicans are hoping to include her somehow in the 2012 election, as are Democrats, but for entirely different reasons.
The Repubs sincerely wish her to be president of the United States for whatever stupid reason, while the Liberals want her to run by herself in hopes that she will make a mockery of herself and everyone who kisses her ass over at Faux News.
Famous Quote
| —Sarah Palin |
Facts
- Wolfaboos have it out for her. They call it "justice"
- Tina Fey impersonated her on SNL
- Grinds live turkeys in meat shredders for sick kicks.
Images
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 A wolfaboo would cheer for the wolf |
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 Advice Palin #2 |
 The other Sarah Palin campaign poster |
 Friday is Palin's favorite day |
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 Her baby said "GET OUT" |
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