Who am I? A nobody. That's what I was born as, and that is what I'll die as. Upon discovering my name, people automatically assume I'm nothing but a dirty vandal here to blank pages and make low quality edits. Of course, what else would you expect from a wonderful name such as LulzTroll? Yes, the beginning of my career as an EDiot was rocky and everybody hated me (they still do), but I grew out of that phase and now I'm some what of a respected editor here (though still vastly despised).
The reason choosing my user name was a well thought out process: Others would assume I'm nothing but an unaccomplished troll or a chantard as a first impression, but once they see my contributions I completely disprove them of that thought. I love proving how wrong people are when they underestimate me; it is a delicious feeling. I'm an attention-thriving ego-maniac and will do whatever it takes to get the attention that I do not deserve to feed off of.